urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

unbeliefs:

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes

kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

emotionalgay:

but does the applause live for me?

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

first 5+

qolx:

mbf http://lighturs.tumblr.com/

favs bolded

heart:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

vrrriskers:

do u ever get rly attached to a person and then they’re not around for most of the day and you sit there internally whining like a lost puppy dog

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

methhomework:

jesusworeakanyepiece:

This twitter is pure fucking gold.

why is everyone from blues clues going to hell

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

floeette:

when the hairdresser cut off more than u said too

ohlookanimeboys:

When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together