crocspaperscissors:

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying

what do you mean tried

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

badboytbh:

miley cyrus wears a blazer and pants and her outfit still costs more than your existence 

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

sodamnrelatable:

phobias:

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous