gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

homostatus:

when you all dressed up to go out but your mom ask you to do something before u leave

datsenseofhumor:

literally every time i sneeze

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

snorlaxatives:

it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

surprisebitch:

me surprising your man when he comes to bed

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

tentacoolaid:

thank you

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

me in the summer: fire cannot kill a dragon

me in the winter: the cold never bothered me anyway

deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

westborofaptist:

smiles-hide-secrets:

westborofaptist:

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

versaceslut:

theterriblechild:

id fuck james franco even if he hadn’t showered for a week