• Me: oh thats cute
• *checks price tag*
• Me: no its not

ymirsama:

why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige

waiero:

that one friend that has a really crappy blog but you still follow it

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

dirtycups:

my dog has more personality than half the people i know

cringing:

he knows

Anonymous: do you like to write?

this is from two months ago and i’ve been inactive on this blog but yes, i love to write

beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

bewbers:

“we’re having guests over come downstairs”

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

togepied:

mutuals that like selfies but dont reblog them

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

sloth-grunge:

*takes nudes in the Apple store*