Anonymous: damn do you get your eyebrows done they're awesome

guy:

haha i don’t get them done at all but i sleep on my face so that always makes my eyebrows look shaped :p

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

pitchblackglow:

I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me

meladoodle:

meladoodle:
i keep my parents locked in my basement.
haha just kidding!! they’re not my parents.

destielsrainbowdick:

morlarty:
IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.
however if you’re trying to kill someone DON’T FUCKING LEAVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF THEM IF YOU TAKE IT OUT THEY’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

upgraders:

*types boobies on calculator*
*jacks off*

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

westbor0baptistchurch:

lolsofunny:
westbor0baptistchurch:
We all use to say “peasant”
(lol here!)

kixxinq:

Ellen was like