dirtycups:

Nothing says shame like a guilty dog

jaclcfrost:

“i’m not bitter” i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

geometricdeathtrap:

adriofthedead:

mysticorset:

clavid:

UMMMMM ….UMMM….. DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE A PROBLEM HERE

LifeHack: break into someone’s house and take their shit; now it’s all yours, for free!

lifehackable is going to get us all fucking killed

I love how the screen just eerily fades to black

tyleroakley:

I’m never swearing again.

getoffmybloghoe:

*windexes your shitty opinion away*

gendercake:

*applies to harvard as a joke* *harvard accepts me as a joke* *enrolls at harvard as a joke* *graduate with a business degree as a joke* *starts an extremely successful business as a joke* *creates empire for myself as a joke* *enters the press conference of my life* *leans close to microphone* just kidding *goes home*

bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

Hey, everyone

red-scales:

So, I’ve discovered a lot of great blogs recently and it really makes me want to find and follow a lot more peeps soooo if you post any of this

• humour (mainly)
• bring me the horizon
• biffy clyro
• hot selfies ;)
• blink-182
• fall out boy
• other bands like that yknow
• DRAGONS PLS
• Pokemon

please reblog this post and i’ll give your blog a check and follow you, probably. I appreciate follow-backs and i always check out new followers :)

ghandistesticle:

hey guys so i’m trying to start a humour blog on another account but for that to be successful i’m going to have to follow some great blogs. reblog this and i’ll check out yours, and add some of your fav blogs in the comments so i can look at them too.

thesassycat:

“talk dirty to me”

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash