suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

mormondad:

if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam

yoncevevo:

*types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”

lucillesballs:

fun game: go reblog ur favorite selfie of me

heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

suspend:

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

guys

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

geniusofthehole:

How To Properly Pet Animals Part (½)

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