meladoodle:

meladoodle:

i keep my parents locked in my basement.

haha just kidding!! they’re not my parents.

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

corysanchez:

mood: sleep

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

Best post on tumblr omg

conventionalvampire:

WHAT’S HAPPENING

phobias:

*takes 2 steps outside*

*feels a slight breeze*

*goes back inside*

d0nn0:

when you find out one of your best friends have been talking shit about you

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dick

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.