foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

thanks

thegestianpoet:

rare pic of an important kiss

psyducked:

bring the kibbles

moonemojii:

How to sext

I’m slowly unlearning how to english

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

nerdjpg:

burn calories. set them on fire. i am angry at them.

hallowendys:

‘MY DASH DID THING”

mormondad:

if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole 

nerdjpg:

“Why do I keep yawning?” I ask myself, only just then realizing it was 2 am.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”