ten-and-donna:

cumber-kitty:

brandyalexanders:

drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

yes sir

He looks like he’s followed all that advice.

spookyfennekln:

if halloween to new years isnt ur fave time of the year get out

collapsed:

*me at starbucks*

starbucks worker: what size do you want?

me: ariana grande

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

mormondad:

if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam

yoncevevo:

*types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”

lucillesballs:

fun game: go reblog ur favorite selfie of me