heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

suspend:

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

guys

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

i keep my parents locked in my basement.

haha just kidding!! they’re not my parents.

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

corysanchez:

mood: sleep

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

Best post on tumblr omg

phobias:

*takes 2 steps outside*

*feels a slight breeze*

*goes back inside*

d0nn0:

when you find out one of your best friends have been talking shit about you