Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

but does the applause live for me?

joeeatspeople:
yesidolikecoatsbigtime:
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

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qolx:

mbf http://lighturs.tumblr.com/
favs bolded

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heart:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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vrrriskers:

do u ever get rly attached to a person and then they’re not around for most of the day and you sit there internally whining like a lost puppy dog

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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they

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dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which

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floeette:

when the hairdresser cut off more than u said too

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ohlookanimeboys:

When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together

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meladoodle:

juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em

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nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

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can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

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riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:
I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER
DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED

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badboytbh:

miley cyrus wears a blazer and pants and her outfit still costs more than your existence

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