communistbakery:

when u get a good deal at your local food store

wurnbo:

what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other

shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

egbertees:

when someone calls you cute more like

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

thanks

I’m slowly unlearning how to english

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

nerdjpg:

burn calories. set them on fire. i am angry at them.

hallowendys:

‘MY DASH DID THING”

mormondad:

if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole 

nerdjpg:

“Why do I keep yawning?” I ask myself, only just then realizing it was 2 am.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*